Helping form Sarah Palin’s presidential exploratory committee
Becoming a Bank Holding Company so I can have free government money.
Wearing a Bluetooth headset when not actually on the phone.
Running from a bewildering assortment of secret agent types who all seem to want me dead
Recognizing the movie you just thought about but can barely describe.
Creating successful viral videos.
Debating whether to take her home or just kill her here.
Wiping up the tomato sauce from the spaghetti you’re trying to eat while standing… and drunk.
